Percentages of Popularity

Stating my position on abortion was antithetical to what I am hoping to do with this blog, which is attract people to read it. I know that I alienate a lot of people, and probably upset someone every time I type something, because no one agrees 100% on everything. If I don’t speak the truth as I see it, however, then I’m not worth reading.

So here’s my popularity broken down by numbers and percents:

There are 6.7 billion people in the world. Being an American that actually loves America makes about half of those people hate me right there. I am an unapologetic patriot, and I don’t believe it to be the last refuge of a scoundrel. I’ve been called much worse anyway.

That leaves 3.35 billion people. I believe the truth of the Holy Bible, and I believe the Quran is total garbage, and easily proven so. That loses me about 1 billion people. In fact, some of the Quran is so idiotic as to be insulting to my intelligence. The moon is literally made of cheese? C’mon, we all know it’s made out of marshmallows.

But you believe that Bible crud. It’s all fairy tales too. Actually, the more archeologists discover, the more the facts in the Bible seem to be being proven true. It takes far more energy and faith to be an atheist than to be a believer, which loses me about another 500 million people around the world.

So 3.35 billion minus 1.5 billion leaves around 1.85 billion people that still love me.

Except for my position on communism/socialism, I think communism/socialism is a plague on mankind. Sure it sounds sweet, some HG Wells Utopian society where everyone is equal in all things. The truth is, it’s a pipe dream. It’s never going to happen, and those that want it most, want it so they can rule over everyone else. They want to be the rich powerful all mighty rulers over we proletariats. Just as you notice nobody in a past life was a ditch digger, but was always Cleopatra or Alexander the Great, these communism lovers are never willing to be the proletariats. So that loses me a whole bunch of the world. At least, 1.5 billion give or take a few hundred million.

That leaves about 350 million that still think I am all that and a bag of chips (roughly the population of the USA).

Well, not so fast, remember the abortion thing? That loses me about half of our population. I am a dogmatic Neanderthal that wants to force my way upon the women of America. Not really, I don’t care what women do with their bodies. I just care about what they do with the innocent children's bodies in their wombs, the ones that have a separate DNA and separate blood type. So knock off 175 million more.

Now, I am a staunch conservative. That makes the wing-nuts on the left foam at the mouth with bile and hatred. There goes a third of the population here, or another 100 million, leaving me with 75 million.

I want Obama to fail in his socialist appeasement agendas. There go around 50 million people. Obama is leading us down the road to nowhere. The fact that people love the cult of personality and can’t decipher his socialist tendencies is very troubling for the future.

I am for a flat tax and against gun control. I am totally against Union’s getting to do the card check thing, and also against welfare, corporate welfare, and farm subsidies. There go 24 million, 750 thousand.  Now I’m left with 250 thousand people that love me. Still, that’s pretty good. Oh, did I mention I’m a Sooner fan? Woops, there go at least 200 thousand Longhorn fans, and 49 thousand OSU fans.

So, 1000 people like me somewhat. Oh, I’m part Chickasaw Indian. I actually still use the term American Indian, not Native American. It’s hugely condescending to everyone else born in the USA. So that means at least 900 American Indians just got their feelings hurt, and all 98 KKK members still alive don’t like me now.

That leaves just you and me…hey, where are you going?

 

Cheers!

 

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