Friday, April 3, 2009

Obama tells Europe How Great American’s Are… and Other Fairy Tales

Well well, isn’t it great to have a president that everybody loves?! I mean the fawning, the lap-dogging, the booty kissing is getting annoying, and that’s just from Chris Matthews…But I digress.

Who would have thought that all you have to do to get Europeans to like you is to tell them what a lousy country you preside over. I couldn’t have guessed that in a million Gordon Brown goofy smiles.

In case you missed it, your president told the Europeans:

"In America, there's a failure to appreciate Europe's leading role in the world.”

Uh, yeah, we don’t appreciate it because Europe doesn’t lead in anything, except cow-towing to Muslims, and Cirrhosis of the liver. Pretty much everything else that keeps the world safe is led by the good old US of A.

At least, it used to be led by us. I have a feeling the dictators, warlords, communists, local thugs, and Alec Baldwin are all foaming at the mouth to go take over the guy next door, because this weak ninny is now in power. It’s 1976 all over again folks, and the anti-democrat’s can’t wait to replicate the land grabs and power grabs of that time period. They have Jimmy Carter back again.

Heck, Obama may give back the Hawaiian Islands just so he can’t be outdone by the Carter Administration give aways. Wait, he won’t give away Hawaii, then he wouldn’t be a citizen and we all know that might cause some problems. [/wink] OK, Alaska would be perfect. The Russian PM called him comrade, so: there ya go Russia. Please and with our compliments. Oh and keep Sarah.

More from our feckless leader:

“Instead of celebrating your dynamic union and seeking to partner with you to meet common challenges, there have been times where America has shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive."

How must it feel to preside over a country that you don’t really like? He doesn’t like it, a good majority of his followers don’t like it, and Michelle downright hates it.

Clearly, this statement from him is a slam on Bush. He’s saying Bush was so mean to you guys. He just did what he wanted without consulting you guys about it. Hello, McFly! We were attacked, not them. We don’t need anybodies permission to do what we feel we need to do to protect ourselves. If that hurts the wee li’l feelings of Europeans, they can get over it. Oh I’m being dismissive aren’t I? Drat that!

The truth is a good deal of your country, Mr. President, thinks that we don’t have anything to apologize for, especially to Europe. If that sounds derisive or arrogant, too bad. In fact, Europe is a big part of the Islamo-fascist problem because of their acquiescence. They do what they are good at, nothing much. Tea? Vino? Espresso? What? Join the fight? Not on your life my good man. 

To be fair, a few partners have sent troops to help, Britain and former Eastern Block countries mainly (and I personally greatly appreciate their soldiers sacrifices every bit as much as our soldiers sacrifices). Isn’t it funny how those closest in their history to communist fascism are those most ready to help fight these fascists? It’s no coincidence. A lot of the eastern Europeans get it.

So, here’s the Obama foreign policy in a nutshell, get used to it for at least the next 3 years and 9 months:

“I’m sorry”

“It’s Americas fault and we will help you, here’s some money”

“I’m truly sorry we are so mean”

“Did I mention I’m sorry”

“Of course, you can take that land….did I tell you I’m sorry? I mean we’re sorry…hehe, I mean the United States is sorry”

Doesn’t this guy bring a tear of pride to your eye?

 

Cheers!

 

3 comments:

  1. Excellent, you said everything I was thinking when I heard his speech. I still am in shock over how over the top he was.

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  2. You deserve a standing ovation for this one! You are absolutely right! Thank you for your refreshing commentary, this needs to be read by the masses!

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  3. Yes, the pandering to Europe made me ill! How can any American be fooled by this creature.

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